The tooth fairy forgot to show last night. Damn that little fairy...what is wrong with that little winged bitch? Doesn't she know I'm going to pay the price at the bus stop when my daughter tells her friend she lost her tooth and the friend says, "What did the tooth fairy bring you?" and my daughter replies, "Nothing".
The friends face quickly turns tome with a look of utter disgust. No words were spoken, but I got the message loud and clear. If I ever catch that fairy, I am going to wring her little fairy neck.